Hello. I am drunk.
Yes, two nights in a row! ALCOHOLIC ALERT.
Now, people. That's quite enough.
I am very annoying lately. Very annoying. Everything I see reminds me of travel, and everything I say starts with 'I remember when I was in ______.' Which I'm sure you'll agree is very annoying.
Hooray for beer!
But, now listen, now but, now listen. Braveheart's on the TV, and I remember when I was in Scotland, and visited some sites from the movie.
See what I mean? Annoying.
But! Hey. Now.
Today I bought some shoes.
They are black, and shoe-like. And suitable for wearing on my feet. Shoe-ish. Shoe-errific. Shoe-tacular.
So! Ok. Let us never speak of this again.
Right.
Yes, two nights in a row! ALCOHOLIC ALERT.
Now, people. That's quite enough.
I am very annoying lately. Very annoying. Everything I see reminds me of travel, and everything I say starts with 'I remember when I was in ______.' Which I'm sure you'll agree is very annoying.
Hooray for beer!
But, now listen, now but, now listen. Braveheart's on the TV, and I remember when I was in Scotland, and visited some sites from the movie.
See what I mean? Annoying.
But! Hey. Now.
Today I bought some shoes.
They are black, and shoe-like. And suitable for wearing on my feet. Shoe-ish. Shoe-errific. Shoe-tacular.
So! Ok. Let us never speak of this again.
Right.
posted by GBE at 10:43 pm
7 Comments:
Damn, you're coming through in stereo now. And I just thought of the perfect title for my link to you...
Damn it, why didn't I think of that?
Oh Mark, you are a twisted little man!
Welcome back gbe [yes I have been lurking and had wondered..].
Hey! I may be twisted and I may be little but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?
I never knew I had lurkers! I love lurkers!
Yeah, I thought I was like the only one. U R way popular, T!
I blame Mark, he has super weird habits.
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