Different stuff:

• I was drinking Yakult the other day, which I refer to as 'Fermented Yak's Milk', when I decided to read the back of the bottle and discovered that it's beneficial for those with intestinal and digestive problems. And then I realised that I have no real reason to be drinking Fermented Yak's Milk, and wondered why I was doing it, especially since it tastes quite shit.
• Do you ever look at a kid and think, 'woah, that kid is going to be hot when he grows up'? And is it appropriate to be evaluating how attractive somebody's going to be, when they're 12? If it's inappropriate, then I've got problems, and I probably shouldn't have said that Draco Malfoy is going to be the most attractive out of the male HP cast members, as long as he gets rid of that stupid bloody white hair and his sneery face.
• Ignore photos like this, because he looks skinny and weird:
  

• Give him time.
• It's true, though. Ron is a gimp, and Harry is just alright.
• NO. STOP. THEY'RE ABOUT TWELVE YEARS OLD.
• And hello, Hermione. That girl's going to break some hearts.

[Images stolen from here.]

• COLD HARD PROOF.
  
• Sorry. Stopping.
• Well, we all know who's put far too much thought into this, don't we?
• While I've already made a dick of myself, if Harry doesn't die in the last book, I will eat my hat.

Right. Continuing. With something else.

Um.

Shit. I have completely lost my train of thought. And I swear to God I had one.