Some fiendish person has stolen the internet I was stealing, and I am therefore stuck on a 36k connection. For those of you who don't know what this means: it's an absolute PILE OF ARSE.

So I'm posting this just so you know I didn't piss off too many sailors and end up sitting at the bottom of the Pacific, or in their jellyfish-infested engines.

I did piss off a couple, though.

I'll update properly when my stolen internet is back for the stealin'.