Saturday, May 17, 2008

I wanted to call my new blog ApplePants. This is because of my obsession with underpants that have pictures of apples on them. I would've decorated it with pictures of apples and pants and possibly apple pants, and it would've been sweet. Until I googled the phrase and found this entry on Urban Dictionary.

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.

I apologise for the mental imagery here, but are you freaking kidding me? So now, quite understandly, I can no longer use ApplePants. Unless I want people to think I am blogging about menstruation. Apple Pants: a blog about laydeez with a Heavy Flow.

Cheesed off much. Every time I visit that page I give it a thumbs DOWN.

I think I have come up with something else though, and my initial searches have shown that it has nothing to do with surfing the crimson wave. This makes me happy.

10 Comments:

Blogger Winter said...

Hooray, Welcome back!

Okay, I'm a couple days behind here, but you know. And good luck coming up with a name. Naming stuff is always the toughest. And a week after you pick a name you'll think of something way cooler. Or at least that's what always happens to me. :)

5:09 pm  
Blogger MissE said...

I haaaate naming things. And the apple pants thing would NEVER have occured to me. But now ... ew. And heeee. But mostly ew.

Also, I have emailed you at the previously advised email address. Which I assume you are still checking, yes?

6:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just loved ApplePants when I read your first sentence, and then... yes. I went to Urban Dictionary and gave it another thumbs down for you.

5:06 pm  
Blogger colonel eggroll said...

Seriously? How do people come up with these things? I was thinking applepants would've been a great name. :( Oh well.

4:42 am  
Blogger lucy said...

Agreed, applepants would've been an awesome name. Fucking urban dictionary.

Although I think just having pants in the title would make it great. (Damn! Pants! etc)

1:01 pm  
Blogger GBE said...

Hi Winter, thanks! All of the cool names are taken, I think. And every time I thought of something and had a look to see if the blogspot address had already been created, it would take me to a blog that was started in 2001 with only two posts on it. Why don't people delete these things and free up the cool names, hmm???

Hello Chesty, I agree, naming things is the worst. If I ever have a kid, I will probably name them Kid for several months until I think of something. And yes, e-mail received, thank you! :-)

Thank you Daniel! Now that you have mentioned it, I am going to go and give it yet another thumbs down. Maybe if I get to 100 they'll remove it and ApplePants can live again.

Colonel Eggroll, I don't know how they came up with it. I know that I have never ever heard anyone use that term before. It is totally made up to spite me.

Lucy, oh my God. You have no idea how long I spent trying to come up with a blog title containing the word 'pants'. Hours, and hours, and hours. It's one of my most favourite words ever.

6:25 pm  
Blogger phishez said...

Applepants? I've never even heard of it. How strange.

And disgusting. Its disgusting too.

8:24 pm  
Blogger KH said...

Hello! You came back Woot!

I have been struggling to blog too.
Do you a deal? I will, if you do?

lol all the best

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