First, I watched Phantom of the Opera. It involved singing all high-pitched and stuff. That is, the movie did - not the watching thereof. Actually, now I think about it, yes it did, and I'm sure my neighbours are lodging complaints at this very moment. I am totally gonna hit on the next guy I see wearing a half-mask thing and high pants.
Then, I watched Dirty Dancing. Which features Patrick Swayze thrusting his hips. And hey, a guy who manages to seem like a bad boy when he's a fancy pants dancer is ok in my books. Especially when he's in several scenes wearing high pants. High pants! Oh, high pants.
This was followed by American Beauty. Which is very good, and features no high pants. It does feature Kevin Spacey though, who is tops. That is all. Go watch.
And then (yes, there's more - is watching movies all weekend a crime?) there was Bridget Jones's Diary, which confuses me, because shouldn't it really be Jones' and not Jones's, or did I completely miss something in school? You know, like 'I washed Jesus' feet with my hair.' You didn't wash JESUS'S feet, Mary Magdalene. I am confused. And easily distracted. Colin Firth! Oh, yes. Colin Firth.
There was beer consumed somewhere at this point.
"Hey, I found some porn the other day. It's really crap. Wanna watch it?"
I shrug.
And proceed to watch the shittest porno in the history of the world and wonder how the hell it is possible for men to be that well-endowed. Impossible! What have you done to that thing? Too large! Ow! Look at her boobs. Too fake. How is she bending that way? Oh my God! Ow!
What did you do on the weekend?
Then, I watched Dirty Dancing. Which features Patrick Swayze thrusting his hips. And hey, a guy who manages to seem like a bad boy when he's a fancy pants dancer is ok in my books. Especially when he's in several scenes wearing high pants. High pants! Oh, high pants.
This was followed by American Beauty. Which is very good, and features no high pants. It does feature Kevin Spacey though, who is tops. That is all. Go watch.
And then (yes, there's more - is watching movies all weekend a crime?) there was Bridget Jones's Diary, which confuses me, because shouldn't it really be Jones' and not Jones's, or did I completely miss something in school? You know, like 'I washed Jesus' feet with my hair.' You didn't wash JESUS'S feet, Mary Magdalene. I am confused. And easily distracted. Colin Firth! Oh, yes. Colin Firth.
There was beer consumed somewhere at this point.
"Hey, I found some porn the other day. It's really crap. Wanna watch it?"
I shrug.
And proceed to watch the shittest porno in the history of the world and wonder how the hell it is possible for men to be that well-endowed. Impossible! What have you done to that thing? Too large! Ow! Look at her boobs. Too fake. How is she bending that way? Oh my God! Ow!
What did you do on the weekend?
posted by GBE at 6:39 pm
7 Comments:
Sounds like you had a fun movie watching weekend. I loved all the movies that you mentioned.
It was dreary and raining here so I watched Gigi and The 40 Year Old Virgin. Yes....quite diverse.
Then watched a new show on the Oxygen network called Campus Ladies. It's a comedy about two 40 something women who decide to to go away to college. They live in a dorm and try to blend in...quite funny.
But enough from me for now. I'm at work in my corner cubicle...don't they know that "NOBODY puts baby in the corner!"
Watched first 3 Harry Potter DVDs back to back on Saturday. Did not watch 4th because it's not available for purchase yet. Rats.
Crocheted a cool scarf for a friend.
Sunday - ate Superbowl snacks w/Bear, watched kickoff, and changed over to the History Channel.
A great weekend!
- M
Saturday:
finished work at 6 and then spent evening gazing into the eyes of my G/F
Sunday:
Invited for Sri Lankan curry at a friend of G/F , then did a night shift at work!
Highlights on blog
You add an s to words if you hear the sound when you say them. Jesus is a special case - just because he's special.
You know what I did on the weekend. Just wanted to gripe about how it's been weeks since you updated your template and I'm not linked there. Gripe gripe. POTO sucks. Gripe gripe.
Your weekends all win over movies, beer and crap porn.
And Anonymous, thank you, I should've known it was something to do with Jesus being special. The fact that I couldn't think of any other examples should've tipped me off, too.
And Mark! First you tell me you're an Allen Key lover and now you're saying you're a Phantom hater. I just don't know what to think anymore.
(Working on the links right now. I've been lazy.)
Ah well, just goes to show you never really know people. I'm only writing this because I was reading the comments and the verification code happened to be 'agadu' - how cool is that? Like the song.
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