Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Somebody found my blog by searching for 'girl shagging gearknob.' "Gosh, people really are getting quite inventive these days," I thought to myself as I checked to see where I stood in the Google rankings.



What would we do if Google didn't try and work out what we were thinking? A girl SHAVING a gear knob! That's exactly what I need! Thanks, Google.

Adam has posted an interview with me on his blog. He has even left all of the rambling bits in there. Go see!

I'll stay here and wait for something exciting to happen.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, that guy's just following the press release. Where are the TOUGH QUESTIONS, huh?

Like, um...

damn.

12:45 pm  
Blogger Adam said...

Heh.

I was too scared to ask the tough questions after reading about her pummelling her partners face with a bag of chips.

UPDATE: I've had maybe 2000 phone calls from The World and more specifically Journalists Wanting The Big Story On GBE.

I told them all that she was lovely, a pleasure to interview and charmingly laughed at most of my jokes. Heheh... suckers.

1:03 pm  
Blogger Abe said...

well. . . all three of those words are somewhere within this blog, so its not too supprising. But google's suggestion is just strange. I haven't read the interview yet, but the window is up on the computer for when I get the spare few minutes.

ENJOY THE WEEK!!!

11:15 pm  
Blogger Marcheline said...

I've got a question: How the heck do you find out what people "googled" to get to your blog?

I've always wondered that, cuz a lot of people post about the funny things people looked up to get there.

Just never figured out how they knew.

Anyone??

Beuller???

- M

6:55 am  
Blogger GBE said...

Mark, Adam tells the truth - he was far too scared that I would throw chips at his head. An open packet of salt and vinegar, perhaps. Oh, the pain.

Adam, 2000?! Well if you could point them my way and tell them to bring gifts and cash. Or gifts OF cash. Ta.

Abe, I apologise in advance for my gibberish interview responses. I shall attempt to enjoy the week, but it largely involves work, which is rubbish. But I get the day off tomorrow, hurrah!

Marcheline, do you use anything to see how many readers you have? Like statcounter or something similar? If you have that sort of thing, then it normally will allow you to see how people have reached your page, and it'll bundle all of the google/search engine results together.

8:25 am  
Blogger GBE said...

Londoninfidel, you could well have just landed yourself a goldmine. I do expect my cut of the profits, of course.

7:23 pm  
Blogger Woman Analyzer said...

How do you find out where you stand in the google ratings?

1:33 pm  

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