And the winner of the Stupidest Invention Ever goes to:
The twat who invented underpants for girls with a seam running up the middle. As in between your legs. I'm sure you understand anatomy, and how a great big seam could cause discomfort, but let me just say that the words 'camel' and 'toe' do Not. Do. Justice.
Sorry if you didn't need that mental imagery, but I don't need that uncomfortable seam action.
I'm going to the pub. Coming?
The twat who invented underpants for girls with a seam running up the middle. As in between your legs. I'm sure you understand anatomy, and how a great big seam could cause discomfort, but let me just say that the words 'camel' and 'toe' do Not. Do. Justice.
Sorry if you didn't need that mental imagery, but I don't need that uncomfortable seam action.
I'm going to the pub. Coming?
posted by GBE at 6:49 pm
5 Comments:
Hahahahahahahahaha!
That was deliberate! The designer did that on purpose and managed to get someone to make and sell "his" design.
evil!
I'll meet you down there. We can burn our bastard undies together.
It's like Pinky Beecroft said on the Glass House: we're living in a cameltoe nation. And if the thong is out this year, I think there's only one direction to go.
Thanks a lot, michellesarah, for completely stealing my comment.
Yes, I DID notice the model's legs are all veiny and horrific, as if they couldn't afford a live model, so they just borrowed one from the morgue, but didn't bother to do any makeup to cover the dependent lividity.
Ew.
Brett, if I meet him, I'll give him a swift kick in the kidneys.
Steph, deal. Hooray for underpant-fuelled fires!
Michelle & M, I did notice her purply dead tinge, but was too focused on finding a picture of that evil seam. But now you've brought my attention to it, I'm going to buy that girl a gym membership and get her some damn circulation.
Mark! No! I'll take my grandma undies, any day.
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