Ten things you really don't give a shit about:

• If I take a sip from a glass, I put it directly back on top of the ring of condensation left on the table top. So they match up perfectly. None of this multiple ring bullshit for me.
  
• I've never broken a bone or felt any sort of extreme pain, and I imagine that if I did I would cry like a sissy.
• When I was at school, I went through stints of learning the following instruments: the flute, clarinet, saxophone, trombone, recorder, piano, and violin. The only instrument I can semi-play now is the guitar, and badly.
• I don't have my driver's licence. In two weeks, I will be getting my learner's permit for the seventh (SEVENTH) time. I took my test when I was 17 and my examiner scared me and almost made me cry.
• I've never had a one-night stand. Just good, old-fashioned, relationship shagging. One-night pashing is another subject, though.
  
• Before putting my freshly-washed underpants away, I fold them up neatly. I FOLD MY UNDERPANTS.
• When I was in my late teens, I was obsessed with fitness and spent the vast majority of my time exercising. I had abs, biceps, and could do the front splits - never sideways - as well as that backwards bridge thing. Actually, I can still do the bridge thing. But the abs and biceps have been replaced with jiggly bits.
• I have a freckle on the underside of the big toe of my left foot.
• My most commonly used phrase at the moment is 'top banana' (as in "This dinner is... TOP BANANA"), and it's driving everyone insane.
• I've never dyed my hair a different colour. Because it's so bloody dark it would be the biggest pain in the arse EVER to maintain, and I just cannot be arsed.

Waiting for The Amazing Race. Time. Passes. So. Slowly.