On a sidenote, after St. Patrick's Day we found a mysterious mobile phone that didn't belong to anyone we knew. It was turned off and locked with a PIN, so we arsed around and tried a few PIN numbers before the thing locked us out and we put it aside, figuring that if it belonged to my work crowd, somebody would come forward.
It's been a couple of weeks, so we put a SIM card in there, just for the hell of it.
Holy shit.
An entire photo library of dirty, smutty, oral sex-fixated PORN. Home-made porn, at that. Featuring a girl who looks ever-so-innocent and who I fortunately do not work with. Thank. God.
Who votes I should shame the poor (very naughty) girl on the internet?
It's been a couple of weeks, so we put a SIM card in there, just for the hell of it.
Holy shit.
An entire photo library of dirty, smutty, oral sex-fixated PORN. Home-made porn, at that. Featuring a girl who looks ever-so-innocent and who I fortunately do not work with. Thank. God.
Who votes I should shame the poor (very naughty) girl on the internet?
posted by GBE at 9:47 pm
7 Comments:
Wow....I can't believe that! Crazy stuff.
I guess camera phones are great for the "pervert on the go"...
Why wait until you get home to peruse your porn or create it for that matter?
Too funny!
noice and classy.
Check the legalities first. Ya don't wanna get your arse sued. But on the other hand....was it Paris Hilton?
I think some judicious use of the crop button will get you a postable bit of smut. I'd love to see it.
gets my vote.
MJ, I must be a technology spaz because I only ever use my phone for talking and messaging. Who knew such things were possible?
M, ooh yeah. A-grade class.
Steph, I think Paris saves those special moments for her abnormally-well-endowed partner to video with the nightvision on. Not that I've seen that video, or anything. Imagine how rich I would be if I found Paris's phone! Oh, the prospects.
Mark and Brett, I will do my best, but the phone is currently in a bag being shipped to the UK (along with John. Who's on a plane, rather than in a bag). I'll send the smut request once he arrives.
go on... do it. Public shaming is the new black! Hopefully she's a reader and may even think twice about letting her perverted boyfriend (previous weekends one-night-stand, whatever) take compromising pics of her again.
Lets hope the vicar doesn't find out!
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