Friday, March 31, 2006

On a sidenote, after St. Patrick's Day we found a mysterious mobile phone that didn't belong to anyone we knew. It was turned off and locked with a PIN, so we arsed around and tried a few PIN numbers before the thing locked us out and we put it aside, figuring that if it belonged to my work crowd, somebody would come forward.

It's been a couple of weeks, so we put a SIM card in there, just for the hell of it.

Holy shit.

An entire photo library of dirty, smutty, oral sex-fixated PORN. Home-made porn, at that. Featuring a girl who looks ever-so-innocent and who I fortunately do not work with. Thank. God.

Who votes I should shame the poor (very naughty) girl on the internet?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow....I can't believe that! Crazy stuff.

I guess camera phones are great for the "pervert on the go"...
Why wait until you get home to peruse your porn or create it for that matter?

Too funny!

10:02 am  
Blogger M said...

noice and classy.

6:33 pm  
Blogger Steph said...

Check the legalities first. Ya don't wanna get your arse sued. But on the other hand....was it Paris Hilton?

7:53 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think some judicious use of the crop button will get you a postable bit of smut. I'd love to see it.

8:27 pm  
Blogger KH said...

gets my vote.

5:47 am  
Blogger GBE said...

MJ, I must be a technology spaz because I only ever use my phone for talking and messaging. Who knew such things were possible?

M, ooh yeah. A-grade class.

Steph, I think Paris saves those special moments for her abnormally-well-endowed partner to video with the nightvision on. Not that I've seen that video, or anything. Imagine how rich I would be if I found Paris's phone! Oh, the prospects.

Mark and Brett, I will do my best, but the phone is currently in a bag being shipped to the UK (along with John. Who's on a plane, rather than in a bag). I'll send the smut request once he arrives.

4:06 pm  
Blogger The Mutant said...

go on... do it. Public shaming is the new black! Hopefully she's a reader and may even think twice about letting her perverted boyfriend (previous weekends one-night-stand, whatever) take compromising pics of her again.

Lets hope the vicar doesn't find out!

10:53 am  

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