My advice to you is to NEVER have a weird, vivid, implied-sex dream about that lovely bloke you work with, in which he takes you to a labyrinth/park thing made of hedges and tells you that he is quite keen on cheating on his wife and starting an affair with you, because then when you go to work the next day everything feels VERY WEIRD.
Stupid bloody dreams.
Stupid bloody dreams.
posted by GBE at 6:55 pm
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Last night I dream about Jake Gyllenhaal. In the dream, he was telling me that he preferred to go out with average women, because he found them more interesting than Dolly Hollywoods. Sigh...Soooo much in love with real him/him that exists in my head.
I also dreamt that my brother was gay which was very weird as it puts a whole new slant on his intense online gaming community lifestyle.
What? I am lost and confused, and still don't understand blogs. Audrey is a female, correct?....
I definitely was the last time I checked, but hey, this is the 21st century and ANYTHING can happen.
There really should be a stop button in our brains, so that when we're having retarded dreams, we can just wake ourselves up. I often wake up in a total mindfuck over the weird arse things i dream about.
Audrey, it is very unfair that you dreamt about somebody you actually like. In fact, I was under the impression that it was impossible. But I guess having the bizarre dream about your brother makes up for it.
Tangela, you'll get the hang of the blog/gender thing soon, I promise.
Michelle, I not only blushed, I've started stressing that everyone at work thinks I'm in love with him and that I want to break up his happy marriage with his heavily-pregnant wife.
Steph, I'll be first in the installation queue when they invent stop buttons for our brains.
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