Out of all of the people who live in the TV, these are the ones I hate the most:
- Dr. Cameron from House. Because she looks more and more like Skeletor every time I see her.
- Sandra Sully. Because there's no way that that's her normal speaking voice. That's her News Bitch voice. And I hate it.
- Uh oh. This was a stupid post choice, because I very nearly never watch TV.
- Um, that guy, from that show. The one that's on the TV sometimes. Um. Oh, wait, I got one!
- Oh, bollocks. Lost it.
- Um. All the twatty couples from The Amazing Race.
posted by GBE at 5:43 pm
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The asshat girl with the red "flip" hairdo that advertises for "DirecWay" - yes, Direc(NO "T")Way... how stupid is THAT... the chick that says "All you need is a clear view of the southern sky" and "it's a no brainer". Obviously.
Of course, this ad probably only airs in certain areas, so you may not have a clue what I'm on about... but trust me, if anyone needs a good 500mph cream pie in the face, it's this chick.
Darling GBE, I was considering doing a post like this myself because I, unlike you, am married to the television set.
I add to your list -
Malcolm from Malcolm In The Middle. Freddie Muniz, you are not funny. Your circus freak name matches your circus freak face and I for one am not amused.
The entire cast of Home and Away. Dudes - it is not uncommon for teenagers to be wed on your sandy shores. In some places, they like to call this 'Kentucky' or 'Ahmish'.
Camilla from Big Brother - You. Are. Humiliating. Yourself.
Lee Harding. Technically not on TV anymore but the shock waves of his overwhelming crapness can still be felt one year on. You are not punk, you are a sad, sad little man.
Night!
I am also considering a post to vent my spleen against the car adverts with Samantha from Sex and The City in them. "I just had the best ride of my life", licks lips lasciviously. I hate that trollop.
"The entire cast of Home and Away. Dudes - it is not uncommon for teenagers to be wed on your sandy shores. In some places, they like to call this 'Kentucky' or 'Ahmish'."
I'd suggest that Audrey is a little biased given her adoration for Neighbors. I think that she might be a Neighbors viral marketer.
I'll submit one - Rove.
Any mention of Lee Harding makes me want to end it all. If lee Harding is our culture's thermometer, then I'm afraid the patient can't be saved.
Marcheline, I don't think that one airs here in Aus, but I would totally punch her if I met her.
Audrey, you can still do a post like this and it will be a trillion times better than mine. I actually watched Home and Away last night, and was mentally disturbed by a girl whose skin is a dark orange/brown colour who possesses the largest forehead in all the land. Who is she, and which planet has she come from?
Pomgirl, those ads are truly shite. Her gratuitous use of the C-word was funny on Sex and the City, but all I want to do is key those cars.
Don, Rove is indeed a twat and very unfunny. And he looks like a rat. I've never made it through one of his shows. It pains me that he's leading the evening-variety-TV-show-with-guests market. I remember when those shows were hosted by funny people. Sigh.
You guys are way better at this than me.
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