Today, I managed to stay in bed until 5:15am. Oh my God!
After the last post, I ventured out into the wilds of Brisbane. I managed to do pretty much everything on my list and made some necessary purchases, including:
Smut! And Mr. Darcy!
Jeans! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take a suitable picture of your new jeans, without coming across as a ho who wants to flash her crotch and arse on the internet? You should try it sometime. It is pretty much imposs. Check my wrinkly kneepit action! Ooh, kinky.
And I had my hair done!
And now I feel almost human again. Almost.
Annoying travel post to come, once I've made it through all of the pics and footage. Trying to find a section of video where I am not making the most stupidly annoying comments ever is near impossible, because it turns out that I am a total knob. Who knew! (Don't answer that.) If any videos show up on here with loud music playing over the original audio, you know why.
After the last post, I ventured out into the wilds of Brisbane. I managed to do pretty much everything on my list and made some necessary purchases, including:
Smut! And Mr. Darcy!
Jeans! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take a suitable picture of your new jeans, without coming across as a ho who wants to flash her crotch and arse on the internet? You should try it sometime. It is pretty much imposs. Check my wrinkly kneepit action! Ooh, kinky.
And I had my hair done!
And now I feel almost human again. Almost.
Annoying travel post to come, once I've made it through all of the pics and footage. Trying to find a section of video where I am not making the most stupidly annoying comments ever is near impossible, because it turns out that I am a total knob. Who knew! (Don't answer that.) If any videos show up on here with loud music playing over the original audio, you know why.
posted by GBE at 6:49 am
11 Comments:
I didn't know.
Hahahahaha... just kidding.
Love your new hair, it really brings out the Totally Believable Actor in you and accentuates your Desire To Be Taken Seriously In The German Music Scene. Two very good qualities I feel your previous haircuts have been lacking.
Can not wait for the travel post... bizarrely I had some other friends do the Inca trail in the last two weeks too, you and them were the only homies I knew travelling, ARE YOU THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE? I've never seen you all in the same room at the same time. Suspicious.
The Belle de Jour book is pretty bloody good, also despite never hearing the word smut out of someone under the age of 70 I'm going to start a campaign to bring it back after reading you.
But you know we want to see photos of an unshowered bad haired gbe right?
Love the Machu picture. Did you take it?
Adam, oh my God, that is totally what I was going for with the hair. I am expecting adoration from my German fans, STAT. And I was part of a group of four, so maybe you know the other two people? I am fairly certain that I do not know you, because I would surely be completely overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, all the time.
Lucy, I just found out that they're making a TV series out of Belle de Jour, and I'm wetting my pants with smutty excitement. And I'm not sure that the first photo of myself to appear on this here blog should be one featuring a dirty face and greasy hair, but hey, if this is what you want, then this is what you shall have. The consumption of alcohol may need to take place before I would be brave enough to hit the Publish button, though.
Don, no, I did not take it - John did. Those sidebar ones usually feature me in some way and if you look at the badly-dressed, greasy-haired girl standing on the left and looking like a bum who hasn't showered for four days... that would be me right there.
Whoa! That bum with the super muddy jeans is you? Lordy!
Ohhh, is that why the Mater hospital has decided to close down their Awesomeness Overwhelmation wing since I left Brisb? Whoa! Freakin'!
I remembered that my friends and you have one single difference: they went into hardcore training for the Inca trail. Pfft! Lames.
Pictures? Of you? Like not just a foot or a leg or a shoulder?
Cool. I want please.
That shot in your sidebar looks seriously awesome.
And you have lovely knee-backs.
I love that hair cut. Really gives you a string jaw line. Almost-but-not-quite-masculine strong. And blue eyes...
mmm.
They are not making a tv show about Belle de Jour.
Not to get all valley girl on your arse, but shut up!
Also, with the posting of photos just do what I do - take a million photos and pick the single most flattering one and post that one. Easy.
You will have to watch your stats counter now because you will be getting all those people who surf the net for wrinkly knee porn - you know who you are!
Your hair is very bouncy, do you use Wella?
Tried to take a picture of my New Perfect Jeans once but it looked like i was trying to post for an arse fetichist. Not quite what i had in mind.
Ouh! And so envious of the hair! So much volume! (Doesn't quite go with the "Imma stab you silly and drink your blood" kinda way the Knightrider always had to freak me out though.)
Adam, yeah, that's me. Bum extraordinaire. I can't believe your friends actually trained for an notoriously difficult hike. Total wimps. They should've feigned confidence from the outset, over-exerted themselves so that they were hobbling in pain with every step, and cried like sissies constantly after the first day. Like me. Tough, eh?
Chesty, thank you lovely, I have been practising my kneepit modelling pose for some time now and it seems to have paid off. Kneepits are most definitely in this season.
Phishez, thanks so much, I am hoping to land a part in a tv drama playing a tall guy who only ever wears red shorts. Wish me luck!
Lucy, they so are. Belle confirms it here, and a zillion newspapers have confirmed it too. It will star Billie Piper, and I do not think this choice is all that crash hot. Then again, I haven't seen Billie since all that 'honey to the bee' rubbish, so perhaps she is not so crap these days.
Killerrabbit, I am keeping an eye on my stats as we speak. I will be the queen of 'shagging gearknobs' and 'kinky kneepits'. The secret of such fantastic hair is frequent blow-drying. I keep a hair dryer in my pocket, FACT.
Vapidly, oh, I hear your pain. As you can see, in the end I opted to cut out the top part altogether, so I could not be accused of being an arse/crotch flasher. And maybe, one day in your future, once you get a few German smash hits under your belt, you too can have such buoyant hair.
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